1.)Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
2.)Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
3.)Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
4.)Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.
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Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
6.)Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
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